FIC: On Mister Wooster [Jeeves & Wooster]

[darktrent182]

TITLE: On Mister Wooster
FANDOM: Jeeves & Wooster
WORD COUNT: 402
RATING: G
SUMMARY: Jeeves knows, and makes a decision.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Follows my untitled Bertie piece. Most likely either just after Bertie heads out, or maybe the next day or something. Not really sure.

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My employer's regard for me is unwavering, it appears.

There are times when I wish to take a liberty by laying a hand on Mister Wooster's shoulder and assure him that I am not bothered by the depth of his emotion for me.

And then I remind myself that it would be first and foremost taking a liberty, and while Mister Wooster has not seen to check my tendency to proffer solutions to the problems that arise during his day-to-day activities, it would behoove me not to overstep too much. Mister Wooster and I lock horns over unsuitable wardrobe that he purchases, and I wish for any unpleasantness to remain... solvable.

The human heart, such as it is, has many twists and turns, and over the years, I have found myself looking upon my employer with an appreciative eye. A few inches shorter than I, with a narrow waist, it seems quite possible to enfold him in my arms, should I care to do so. His eyes, bright blue and guileless, would look upon me as they do whenever I come up with a solution to yet another regrettable engagement or other problem that arises. His smile expansive, he would move in close, take those steps that I dare not, and touch me.

However, it must not be.

It is highly regrettable, but I find I must restrain myself more and more, especially after the morning when he first looked upon me with something more than friendship. For while he would have no care in the world about how we felt about each other, or how we expressed such affections, I fear that the world would take exception, and see fit to separate us.

The case of Oscar Wilde may have happened at the very turn of the century, but it is a severe reminder to any foolish enough to not keep such deep affections close to their hearts. I would not wish to see Mister Wooster sent to prison for his feelings, though I fear that Mrs. Spencer Gregson would not look upon his activities with so forgiving an eye.

It is imperative that we maintain a proper distance. For each step Mister Wooster takes forward, I must retreat. For each charming look, I must remain reserved. For each touch, I must betray nothing.

If I do not, all will be lost, for I shall lose myself if I give in.

Comments

[tboy.livejournal.com]

Gah! Oh! Give in, Jeeves! *g*

That's got the voice, my dear, well done. And nicely turned; in a few short words, the angst level rocketed upwards (always an appreciated thing from my POV, *g*).

[sarren.livejournal.com]

So something's got to break Jeeves' iron control, right?

*is anxious*

(very cool J voice - make him happy, now please?)

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

I propose to somehow get Jeeves very, very drunk so he'll bloody act on it. Eitehr that or there's nothing for it, Bertie's got to seduce him.

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

Why do I have this sudden mental image of Bertie trying to be suave, and he ends up tripping over a table? ;)

I think I got an idea that might help, though it's a really strange one. Hmmm.

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

Yep, something's gotta break his control, the poor thing.

*pets her Jeeves plushie*

Thank you for the comment! *bows humbly*

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

Oh! Thank you! *bows humbly*

*shakes pompoms* C'mon, Jeeves! You can do it!

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

Oh noes! Jeeves, how can you be so, so *rational* in a situation like this?

*ahem* Sorry about that... I'm just overly protective of Bertie. :)

I like your take on Jeeves. Very in character. His description of Bertie rocks, btw. I'm really looking forward to reading more from you.

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

*cuddles her Bertie plushie*

Bertie needs Jeeves around, or else he'd never get anything done. And his flat would be a total mess. :D

And thank you for the comments! *happy dance* I'm rather proud of the description, since it feels like there's more action in it than Bertie's description of Jeeves. If nothing else, the way that the two of them describe each other is more of a reflection of how they see each other, I would think -- Bertie's more animated while Jeeves' every movement seems to be precise and purposeful.

...

*stops blithering about her own work with a blush*

[cicerothewriter.livejournal.com]

Very nice Jeeves voice! I eagerly await what happens next. *g*

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

Eeeeee, thanks. :D

[amaya-kumiko.livejournal.com]

Ah, bu- Jeeves! That was awesome! especially this little bit: For each step Mister Wooster takes forward, I must retreat. it makes me sad, but it's soo jeeves. silly jeeves.

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

and, y'know, Jeeves thinks that he might be hurt. Or inebriated. Or both. So rushes to his side and lays on the healing hands.

[day221b.livejournal.com]

Nicely done!

[lucystag.livejournal.com]

*claps*

Very nice.

And points for realism (IE the whole Oscar Wilde mention)...I prefer that to "HEY MR WOOSTER LET'S MAKE OUT!"

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

I don't like it when stories completely ignore the fact that homophobia existed in that time period, though I rather like that Oscar Wilde is the old standby to, "Hey, it'll be bad if we get caught!" and such. :)

Thanks for the comment, and I'm glad you enjoyed it. :D

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

Eep! I can't believe I missed this comment. Thank you! And I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Bertie and Jeeves are so dorky and in-love in your icon, I swear. Eeee.

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

It is Jeeves. While he's the one who can make Bertie look like a total moron, he *does* worry about Bertie's good name, and if it meant denying himself the pleasure of being with Bertie, I think he would do it.

Thanks for the comment, and I'm glad you enjoyed. :D

[day221b.livejournal.com]

Bertie and Jeeves are so dorky and in-love in your icon, I swear. Eeee.



Isn't it grand? :)

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

It is, indeed!

[maenaine.livejournal.com]

Screw rationalism, Jeeves! Or rather, Wooster as the case may be. You do conflicting emotions well. I always love a good duty over love fic.

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

Aww, thanks. :D

[willdew.livejournal.com]

Ahh, so sad! But incredibly plausible. Nice Jeeves voice.

[wickedblackbird.livejournal.com]

alas! poor oscar wilde, and his unfortunate legacy on the view of homosexuality in our country... i've a friend whose great-something uncle was the inspector involved in that trial, and i don't think she'll ever live it down, haha.

but, i digress... bravo on the story. :-)